The Official OmegaLord Website

On how to consume popsicles

"You don't suck it, you bite it!"

-Brandon

On a photo accidentally taken

"Oops! I accidentally flashed!"

-Crysta

On lip gloss all over Crysta's face

"It's face gloss!"

-No one in particular. *Whistling absently*

On a shot that didn't make it

"Oops! I missed!"

-John

On a magnet thingy

Alex: "Wait, why do you have a magnet bracelet like Evice does?"

Evice: "Because it's mine."

Alex: "Oh"

-Alex and Evice

Just a diss that I thought ruled

"You might as well call me the bus driver, cause I'm taking you to school!"

-Calvin

And again

"I'm Calvin, and I'll be your waiter, cause you just got served!"

-Calvin

*NOTE TO READERS: I am officially sorry to say that I am rescinding all release dates as I switched over to using GameMaker 6.1

*I apologize for setting the date back. Blast. Ever had a deadline that bites you in the butt? I may just finish it when I like. I also forgot to give you the name and premise of the game. The game is not simply OmegaLord, but it strikes fear enough that way. No, the game's name is Death's Grasp. Much creepier, no? I am gonna try Really, REALLY hard to get it done by Christmas.

Mac Users: I want you! (To test OmegaLord.) I run a Windows, and I am curious as to whether my programs will run on a Mac. If it works, you get a free copy of OmegaLord! If it doesn't, just delete it and let me know. Contact me at the address below if you'd like to participate.

Well, the guy's not done, but I am releasing OmegaLord to the public. Contact me below at skelomon@comcast.net to get your copy. Because of the survey above, tell me whether you run Mac or Windows and your name, and I'll send you a copy. After a week, I would like a response to the game. Whether you liked it or not. By the way, mad props to Mike Farrell, for being the only one to sign up for the mailing list. Time to advertise that is now. You get 10% off all purchases and a snazzy newsletter monthly! Whee! This is free, and you can also earn points towards future purchases. Every 25 cents you spend gets you 10 cents of credit. To sign up, which I'm sure you all want to do, send me an email at the above address. In blue. Or purple, if you've already sent me something. Just tell me "Sam, you're great, and I want to sign up for the list" or something like that, and lickety split, (Who says that anymore?) you'll have your confirmation, like in two or three days or so. Also, check out my friend's website, www.freewebs.com/gesture_wars. Learn to play, and we'll have some IM games or somink. (Pronounced Summ - Ink.) Check back on November 30 for a special OmegaLord: Path of Orn day. I am going to tell you everything that happens in OmegaLord's life (and Death!) Death? OmegaLord dies? Isn't he dead? No, he's not dead, and for the total answer, you Peoples McPeopleMyer should just check back then. And then you should wish me a happy birthday. Cause that's when that is. Hooray.

New Feature: Transformations!

That's right, now you can become a raven, a wolf, a cobra or a shark. These will allow you to reach hidden areas. And because most of you are too short-attention-spanned to read the whole site, especially Gasp! a whole paragraph, I am going to tell you a cheat: Press control to open the window, and then enter 4M4Z1N6_6|24(3. You know, Amazing Grace. I was blind and now I can see. This cheat allows you to see hidden passageways in all sorts of color. Like, they'll be bright red. Pretty obvious. Check back weekly for a new cheat. Word up. Sams out.

*Yay*

*cheer*

Here. While you are all on the edge of your seats, anticipating the durn game you guys can just go to like, these sites or something.

www.homestarrunner.com

The "real" Omegalord page... They're some band or another. NO connection BTW.

www.gomeztheband.com

I respect that you probably have different intrests in music than myself, but variety is the spice of life. Try watching "See the World".